naughty girls need love too
03.07.2002 | 9:04 PM

"there's only one difference between me and you ... you got money in your pocket, and i got a hole in my shoe."

listen, just give me some money. All you S.O.B's and mofo's got some cash, i just know it.

howdy partner, how's about you give me some dinero, i reckon.

so i went to the walgreens and bought an amber colored lightbulb and took it home and put it into my lamp connected to my clapper, for romance. if a fancey lady took you home and clapped on the ambiance, would you do the sex to her?

A couple of weeks ago i went to the zore shrine circus with my friend who is 7 years old. i saw a bear in a teal dress ride a motorcycle to "we built this city on rock n' roll." and i am not kidding.

love, choco the taco