AND WHO HAD A LITTLE KID CALL AND SAY, "SHUT UP MOM!"?
03.20.2002 | 4:46 PM

I DONT FEEL GOOD.

EITHER ITS A BRAIN TUMOR OR A HEAD COLD.

I DONT KNOW.

BUT I TOOK SOME FREAKY COLD MEDICINE AND NOW IM WALKING AROUND WITH A SCARED LOOK ON MY FACE.

I THINK THIS STUFF IS PLAYING WITH MY SOUL.

I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE PRANK-KRISTI-A-THON. (AND ITS NOT TOO LATE TO CALL(608)255-6765)

I GOT ABOUT 40 PHONE CALLS AND STAYED UP UNTIL 3 AM TALKING TO FOLKS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.

HOW BEAUTIFUL.

LAURA AND MARK FROM HOUSTON, ALISON AND CHRISTIE FROM VEGAS, DALE FROM CANADA, RENTON FROM CANADA, MEL FROM AUSTRALIA AND JASON WHO I FOUND OUT LIVES ABOUT 100 FEET AWAY FROM ME AND HAS A HORRIBLE POTTY MOUTH.

MAN, SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY MENTAL CASES,....WHICH IS COMFORTING BECAUSE SO AM I.

WAGESOFSIN.DIARYLAND.COM LEFT THE MOSTEST BESTEST FUNNIEST MESSAGE OF ALL. AND NOW WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED.

AND TO THE GIRLS WHO KEPT CALLING AND CLAIM TO BE MY UN-DYING GIRLFRIENDS AND WANT TO SEE ME NAKED...YOU CHICKS ARE AS FREAKY AS THIS COLD MECIDINE. BUT WHY WONT YOU EVER TELL ME WHO YOU ARE?

AND THE SADDEST CALL OF THEM ALL WAS BEECROFT.DIARYLAND.COM.

HIS POOR DERRANGED ROOSTER GOT DROPPED OFF IN L.A. HE DESERVED A BETTER LIFE. YA KNOW?

ALL THE MESSAGES, ALL THE STORIES AND SONGS AND JOKES AND OBSCENE SEX NOISES AND PIGGY AND FARTING SOUNDS, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM MADE ME LAUGH HYSTERICALLY. BUT NOW I THINK YOU GUYS GAVE ME YOUR COLD. SO THANKS A LOT. ASSHOLES!