CRAP NOT CRAP
04.25.2003 | 2:44 PM

OKAY OKAY SO THAT NEW MOVIE FROM THE GUYS WHO DID BEST IN SHOW WASNT OUT YET LIKE WE THOUGHT.

AND WE WERE TOO LATE FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT.

SO WE SETTLED ON HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPES.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MOVIE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED?

CRAP OF A THOUSAND CRAP CRAPS.

DIRECTED BY ROB ZOMBIE.

SEE INSIDE THE CRAP MIND OF A CRAP MASTER CRAP.

HEY ROB, EVER SEEN A MOVIE CALLED ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW?

THIS WAS JUST AN UNORIGINAL CRAP FEST.

YEAH, IT WAS REAL GOOD.

IF YOU LIKE CRAP.

BUT IN OTHER NEWS...

THATS NOT CRAP,

TODAY I FOUND THE MOSTEST PERFECTEST APARTMENTEST THAT I NEED TO MOVE INTO IMMEDIATELYEST.

SOMEONE PLEASE COME SUB-LET MY APARTMENT FOR THE SUMMER.

1 BEDROOM.

DOWNTOWN MADISON.

A BLOCK OFF THE SQUARE.

YOU CAN LITERALLY CRAWL HOME DRUNK.

COME ON.