AND SUMMER SALTS IN THE BATH TUB
11.20.2003 | 10:13 AM

5 MORE THINGS FOR KRISTI TO DO TO DISTRACT HER FROM HER SCHOOL WORK:

1. PRACTICE ON THE HOOLA HOOP THAT SHE STOLE FROM HER DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR IN HOPES OF MAKING IT LOOK AS SEXY AS CLAIRE DOES.

2. REWATCH THE SOPRANOS 4TH SEASON OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER PRETENDING AND WISHING LIKE SHES WATCHING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME EACH TIME.

3. COMPARE AND CONTRAST ALL THE CRAPPY CHINESE BUFFETS IN TOWN. (THE YES BUFFET ON FISH HATCHERY, GOT THE BEST SWEET AND SOUR KITTY CAT I EVER TASTED..MEOW)

4. DANCE NAKED IN THE MIRROR WITH ONLY HIGH HEEL SHOES ON.