YOURE BREAKIN' MY HEART
03.11.2004 | 10:51 AM

THERE WAS THIS GIRL I KNEW IN HIGH SCHOOL.

HER NAME WAS CECILIA.

AND SHE SAT NEXT TO ME IN COMM. ARTS CLASS.

AND ONE DAY SHE TOLD ME HOW IT WAS HER GOAL TO GO A WHOLE SCHOOL DAY WITHOUT SOMEONE SINGING THE SONG 'CECILIA' TO HER.

SHE HATED IT.

SHE SAID IT HAPPENED ALL THE TIME.

SO BEING THE DICK THAT I AM,

I MADE SURE TO FIND HER EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL AND SING THE SONG 'CECILIA' TO HER.

BUT BESIDES THAT,

I WISH FREDDY MERCURY WAS STILL AROUND.

I THINK WE'D MAKE GREAT FRIENDS.