WAIT, THEY DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU
03.25.2004 | 10:52 AM
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY WORSE, I HEAR SOME DIP SHIT BANDS CRAPPY COVER VERSION OF PRINCE'S 'DARLING NIKKI' ON THE RADIO. THATS MY GOD DAMN SONG.BUT THE PURPLE MAJESTY IS COMING TO TOWN IN JUNE. AND IM GOING TO MEET HIM AND ASK HIM WHY HE GAVE THE RIGHTS TO SOME DIP SHIT BAND TO DO A CRAPPY COVER VERSION OF 'DARLING NIKKI'. AND THEN I'LL LICK HIS CHEEK AND HUMP HIS LEG. PRINCE, WHO IS LIKE, 4 FEET TALL.AND WE'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. AT PAISLY PARK. THE END.
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