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04.14.2004 | 1:40 PM

NANANABOOBOOIWONADVDPLAYERFROMWORK.

BUTIDONTKNOWHOWTOHOOKITUP.

DAMN IM MOVIN UP IN THE WORLD.

NOW ALL I NEED IS...

A CELL PHONE

A COMPUTER

A BOYFRIEND

AND A VACUUM CLEANER

BECAUSE CRAWLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR WITH MY PAWS WRAPPED IN DUCT TAPE JUST AINT DOIN' THE TRICK.

BUT DUH, DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK THEY SHOULD CALL THE DOG PARK THAT I TAKE LADYBIRD TO SOMETIMES?

......

THE BUTCH-BULL-DIKE-DOG PARK.

THEYRE EVERYWHERE.

GIVING ME GOOGLY EYES.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,

HEY, IS ESTHER STILL MARRIED TO THAT CARNY UP THERE IN MICHIGAN?