MARYKATEANDASHLEY
05.11.2004 | 7:33 PM

THE NUMBER ONE RULE OF ABSOLUTE TRUTHS?

MONKEYS ARE *ALWAYS* FUNNY.

THE NUMBER TWO RULE?

CARNIVAL WORKERS, CARNIES IF YOU WILL, ARE A TIMELESS BREED OF HUMANS.

WITH THOSE TEETH,

AND THAT CHARM.

ME AND NATE ARE GOING TO SEE NEW YORK MINUTE NOW.

BECAUSE THEM UGLY OLSEN TWINS ARE PRETTY TO LOOK AT.