THE NAME OF OUR NEW BAND IS ZFO.

YOU KNOW, LIKE UFO, UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT BUT ZFO, ZEBRA STRIPED FLYING OBJECT.

WE HAD PRACTICE LAST NIGHT UPSTAIRS IN MY FOLKS BARN.

THATS WHERE THE DRUM SET IS.

THE SONG IS CALLED *RAYBLADE*

AND IT GOES LIKE THIS...

"BATTLE LAZER BATTLE, JACK SIGN IN, IM GOING TO SPIN IN CIRCLES UNTIL I PUKE ON THE FLOOR, I STEPPED ON YOUR TOE AND YOU PEE'D SOME MORE, I SCREAMED REAL LOUD, I ATE A BUG, IM A TURTLE PLAYING THE GUITAR, IM IN LOVE WITH A TIGER, RAAAAARRRRRRR, FLASH LIGHTENING AT THE DOOR, I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE."

WHAT?

I CANT HELP IT THAT I HAVE BEAUTIFUL GENIUS PRODIGY NEPHEWS.