AND DRINK A TOAST TO NEVER....
07.31.2004 | 3:03 PM

WHATS MORE BETTER, HARD FRENCHING AN IRISH BOY WHO LIVES IN HIS VAN AND BREAK DANCES LIKE A MIRACLE IN SAN FRAN OR SMOOCHING A SHY PUNK ROCK BIKE MESSENGER WHO SINGS ME TO SLEEP IN PORTLAND?

NOT TELLIN'..

BESIDES THE FACT THAT I USUALLY THINK CHILDREN ARE KIND OF CREEPY, THESE KIDS OVER HERE IN WASHINGTON EITHER GOT SOME MAD QUICK WIT OR I HAVE THE MENTALITY OF AN 8 YEAR OLD.

BUT ALL POOP JOKES ASIDE.....

I GOT TO GO POOP.

THANKS FROM THE HEART OF MY BOTTOM TO:

TIM. JORGE THE POOP CHAMP. NAKED TORA. CLAIRE. KURT. TAYLOR. JESSE. ANNAS DAD. DANA. BREAGAN. LEAH ON THE UKALALI. SARAH FOR PUTTIN' US UP. NIKKI. ABIRRGAL. *GEORGE*. ERIC. CORINNE. MIKE FOR THE MOTORCYCLE RIDE. JADE-ROCKANDROLL-SHHH-IM-BEAVERIN'-IT AND PHOENIX.