I DONT
08.09.2004 | 2:20 PM

NATE SAYS AND KRISTI AGREES THAT..

"NAPS ARE THE POOR YET HOPEFUL MAN/WOMANS DRUG. IM NOT TIRED, IM ADDICTED."

I LIKE IT.

AND BESIDES THAT, EVER SINCE I GOT MY CELL PHONE, TETRIS HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEE THE LINES.

I DREAM ABOUT IT EVEN.

I IGNORE PHONE CALLS AND FORGET TO SHOWER.

WELL, OKAY, ITS NOT QUITE THAT BAD.

BUT DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CALL ME, MY PHONE PLAYS THE PINK PANTHER THEME?

THIS WEEKEND I WENT TO THE FUNNIEST WEDDING IN ALL HISTORY OF HOLY MATRIMONY.

BUT I DONT REALLY THINK WEDDINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY,

ARE THEY?

WELL, JUST AN IDEA OF WHAT WENT DOWN,

DURING THE RELEASING OF THE WHITE DOVES, THE SYMBOL OF PEACE AND LOVE SHAT ON THE PRIESTS HEAD AND MY UNCLE JUNK GOT INTO A DRUNKEN BRAWL WITH BUCKY BADGER AT THE RECEPTION.

OPEN BAR IS ONLY A GOOD IDEA IN THEORY WHEN IT COMES TO MY FAMILY.