DRAG
08.26.2004 | 10:06 AM

DEAR DIARY,

ITS MY 4TH DAY OF SCHOOL.

AND MY NURSING FUNDAMENTALS TEACHER LOOKS LIKE PATRICK SWAYZE IN TO WONG FOO.

SHES PRETTY.

ME AND BRUCE, MY LAB PARTNER/NEW BEST FRIEND, PRACTICED TAKING BLOOD PRESSURE ON EACH OTHER.

IT WAS EROTIC.

BUT I DONT LIKE BRUCE LIKE THAT.

I WANT US TO BE FRIENDS.

NOT LOVERS.

I HOPE HE UNDERSTANDS.