GIVEITBACK!GIVEITBACK!
11.24.2004 | 7:50 PM

I APOLOGIZE TO THE MYSTERY TEXT MESSENGER WHO SAID ILL NEVER BE CLEAN WHEN I RESPONDED BY SAYING THAT I HAVENT BEEN CLEAN SINCE THEY POURED THAT SHIT ON MY HEAD AS A BABY IN THE CHURCH.
I THINK I OFFENDED YOU?
BUT TO THE SON OF A BITCH WHO STOLE MY WALLET LAST WEEKEND...
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND IM GOING TO PULL THE OLD SWITCH-A-ROO ON YOU.
IM GOING TO GET YOU TO BEAT ME UP BY CONTINUOUSLY DEMANDING MY WALLET BACK UNTIL YOU THROW A PUNCH...
THEN ILL TAKE YOUR ASS TO JUDGE JUDY.
BUT FIRST I HAVE TO IDENTIFY YOU.
YOU REALLY FUCKED THINGS UP FOR ME, YA KNOW?
BUT SINCE THIS IS THE SEASON OF THANKS, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD MENTION WHAT IM THANKFUL FOR AND ALL..
WELL,
LATELY,
ITS BEEN MY NEW DETACHABLE SHOWER HEAD FOR PLAYING THE ROLE OF MY NEW BOYFRIEND.
I REALLY LOVE YOU BABY.
LETS GET MARRIED.