GOOFY GOOBER ROCK
11.30.2004 | 8:57 PM

OH, HELLO THERE DIARRHEA LAND.
ITS ME, KRISTI.
JUST A COUPLE OF THINGS...
#1. MY NEW FAVORITE TV SHOW IS DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER. I WANT TO JOIN HIS TEAM LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. I'D BE GOOD AT IT.
#2. MY HAIR IS LIKE THIS PALE PINK NOW A DAYS, JUST LIKE FRENCHIE IN GREASE AND I BOUGHT THIS LIME GREEN HOODIE SO IF YOU DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS BEFORE, YOU'LL SURE AS HELL SPOT COMING NOW.
#3. I BROKE MY NEW DETACHABLE SHOWER HEAD IN A FIT OF PASSION.
#4. THE SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS SOUNDTRACK NOT ONLY HAS THE FLAMING LIPS AND WILCO ON IT BUT MOTORHEAD, WEEN AND THE SHINS AS WELL.
#5. KNOCK KNOCK.
(WHO'S THERE?)
I'M A PILE UP.
(I'M A PILE UP WHO?)
BAWAWAWAWAWA!
I'M A PILE-A-POO!
DO YOU GET IT?
A PILE-A-POO!!
YOU'RE A PILE-A-POO!!!!
#5. MY 5 YEAR OLD NEPHEW IS SUCH A GENIUS.