PUKE
03.15.2005 | 6:49 PM

YOU WANT AN UPDATE?
HERES A FUCKIN' UPDATE:
MY CAT PUKED ON THE PHONE BILL.
I PAID THE BILL IN FULL AND SENT IT BACK WITH PUKE IN TACT.
OH, AND I MET ME THIS REALLY NICE FELLA.
HES A LIL SMILEY FACE HAPPY HEAD.
HE KISSES ME ON THE MOUTH.
AND HE DOESNT MIND WHISKEY BREATHE.