IM NOT A FAILURE, I SWEAR
04.04.2005 | 8:16 PM

CAN I JUST SET YOU WADS STRAIGHT?

NO. IM NOT ON HEROIN.
NO. IM NOT DATING MY DRUG DEALER.
NO. I NEVER WAS.
NO. I NEVER FUCKED HIM FOR FREE DRUGS.
YES. I DID, HOWEVER, FUCK HIM FOR DISCOUNTED DRUG PRICES.
NO. IM NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THAT.
YES. THE GUY I AM DATING LOOKS LIKE A SEXY ELMER FUDD.
YES. I AM THE BOSS OF YOU.
NO. ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN.
YES. IM HEADING OUT WEST JUNE 18TH WITH ANTHONY AND JOEY AND LADY AND A FEW IDEAS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT GET ME REAL RICH.
NO. YOU CANT COME WITH.
YES. IM LEARNING HOW TO PLAY THE HARMONICA.
NO. IM NOT VERY GOOD AT IT YET.
AND YES. IM FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH DIARYLAND.
I THINK THIS MAY BE MY LAST ENTRY.

BUT THINGS MAY CHANGE IN PORTLAND.