TODAY WE DROVE FAR AWAY AND I GOT MY PERIOD.I CRAFTED A HOMEMADE MAXI PAD. BECAUSE IM LIKE MACGYVER.
AND THEN I FELL ASLEEP NEXT TO THE OCEAN.
FOR A LONG TIME.
AND I WOKE UP TO ANNA STEIN BURYING ME IN THE SAND.
WE WORKED OUR WAY INTO SOME YUPPIE FAMILYS HOME MOVIE...
TOTALLY RUINED THEIR KIDS FIRST TRIP TO THE COAST.
AND PLAYED "GUESS WHERE MY HAND IS".
THEN ANNA LEFT TOWN AND ANDREW CALLED TO TELL ME HE BOUGHT A MOTORCYCLE.
*NOTE TO ANDREW:
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DONT CRASH IT AND FUCK UP YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE AND LIMBS.
THANKS.
P.S. YOURE SEXY.*
AND NOW IM WORKING 3RD SHIFT AGAIN ON NOT ENOUGH SLEEP.
I HAVE A SHEDDING UTERUS AND SAND UP MY BUTT.
SLEEP WELL STUPID FUCKERS.