the bike i got, ahem..i mean..
THE BIKE I GOT IS TOO BIG FOR ME. I FALL OVER AT STOP LIGHTS AND ITS STUPID BLUE.
AND IM SHORT LEGGED.
AND BLUE ISNT MY COLOR.
LIKE, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
I NEED SOMETHING RED OR PURPLE OR PINK OR BLACK.
MAYBE EVEN GREEN OR ORANGE.SO WHAT IF I WERE TO BY MYSELF ONE OF THEM LITTLE OLD DIRT BIKES?
LIKE THE ONE TROY CORRADO USE TO RIDE AROUND STOUGHTON IN 7TH GRADE?
WHAT IF I WERE TO START A BICYCLE GANG LIKE THE RAD RACERS?
EXCEPT ALL GIRLS.
IM THINKING ABOUT IT.
IM ALSO THINKING ABOUT WORKING AT THE VIDEO STORE DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE.
THE GUY ASKED ME IF I HAD ANY VIDEO RENTAL EXPERIENCE AND IM ALL,
"YEAH, AS FAR AS RENTING VIDEOS, CONSIDER MY HOMEWORK DONE."
MMMM. I DONT THINK HE THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE TAKING YOUR DOG FOR A WALK DOWN A BUSY STREET AND SHE DECIDED TO TAKE A DUMP RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE THAI RESTUARANT WITH OUTDOOR SEATING IN FRONT OF A GOOD DOZEN OR SO PEOPLE CHOWING DOWN AND YOU DIDNT HAVE A BAG TO PICK THE SHIT UP WITH?
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FIRST YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'D DO THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DID.....