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08.28.2005 | 3:58 AM

KINGS OF LEON IS MY NEW FAVORITE LOVE AFFAIR.

I HAD NEVER HEARD THEM BEFORE ACCIDENTLY STEALING ANNAS AHA SHAKE HEARTBREAK CD. FOR SOME REASON I PICTURED THEM TO BE A BUNCH OF LITTLE MEXICAN THUGS. BUT I JUST LOOKED THEM UP ON LINE AND MUCH TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT THEYRE A BUNCH OF HIP MOD ROCKERS. LIKE THE REST OF EM. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I USE TO PICTURE THE BOYS FROM MODEST MOUSE TO BE LIKE 4 FEET TALL AND REALLY HAIRY AND OLD.

LIKE LEAPRECHAUNS.

I DONT KNOW WHERE I COME UP WITH THIS SHIT.

TONIGHT AT WORK NURSE KAREN IS TEACHING ME HOW TO BAKE BREAD. I WASNT GOING TO TELL YOU SHE BROUGHT HER BREAD MAKER IN TO WORK TONIGHT AND HAVE YOU THINK I KNEADED IT AND SHIT ALL BY MYSELF.

BUT SHE BROUGHT HER BREAD MAKER IN TO WORK TONIGHT.

BUT I ADDED ALL THE INGREDIENTS.
ALL BY MYFUCKINGSELF.
ITS LIKE A GOD DAMN COOKING SHOW OVER HERE.
AND IM GOING TO BUY ONE OF THESE GOD DAMN THINGS AND IM GOING TO LIVE OFF OF ITALIAN HERB AND CHEESE WITH SUN DRIED TOMATO BREAD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

IM WEARING AN APRON RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS HILARIOUS TO ME.

AND I LOVE TRACK #3 THE BEST OFF THIS ALBUM.


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