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PEARL BUNNY
09.25.2005 | 12:43 AM

HELLO FALL TIME.

I LOVE MY NEW GREEN T-SHIRT WITH A PICTURE OF A MANATEE ON IT THAT SARAH GAVE ME.

MY ROOMMATE MOVED OUT.
OF THE HOUSE THAT SHE OWNS.
AND LEFT ME THERE WITH NO FURNITURE.
SO IM OPENING UP A DISCO TECH/YOGA CENTER IN MY LIVING AND DINING ROOM.
NO IM NOT REALLY.
BUT LISAS COMING TO LIVE WITH ME AND WERE GOING TO START OUR NEW LIVES TOGETHER AS DUMPSTER DIVERS UNTIL WE CAN COLLECTIVELY GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER.
AS FANCY ANTIQUE DEALERS.

BUT I WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY 2 WEEKS OFF FROM WORK BUT I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THE ANYTHING SINCE I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A NEW VIBRATOR YESTERDAY.

ITS AS IF NOTHING ELSE EVER MATTERED.


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