LISA COME SAVE ME
10.06.2005 | 5:06 PM

THE THING IS, IS THAT I HAVE LOST MY MIND.

I JUST SPENT AN HOUR AND A HALF LOOKING FOR MY WALLET. AND IF ITS NOT MY FUCKING WALLET, ITS MY KEYS, SHOES, CELL PHONE OR THE AA BATTERIES THAT I KEEP SWITCHING FROM THE TV REMOTE TO MY VIBRATOR TO THE DVD PLAYER REMOTE AND BACK TO MY VIBRATOR AGAIN..
BUT IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHERE I FOUND IT THIS TIME BECAUSE ITS tooooo embarrrrasssing.
BUT LETS JUST SAY THAT I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FROM MY POCKETS TO THE REFRIDGERATOR TO THE GARDEN TO THE BATH TUB.....

.....[OK, I FOUND IT IN MY POCKET, ALRIGHT.]

EH, I HATE YOU.

THE OTHER THING IS THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I THINK IVE LOST MY MIND, MY CRAZY LIAR ROOMMATE THAT JUST FLED THE AREA IS FUCKING TEN FOLD.
VERY WEIRD ANGRY PEOPLE ARE STOPPING BY THE HOUSE LOOKING FOR HER.
[LIKE, WITH BASEBALL BATS AND SHIT..JUSTKIDDING]
AND ITS TRUE, THE ONLY THING I HAVE IN MY REFRIDGERATOR IS DOGS BLOOD AND BEER.
(THE BEER IS MINE, THE DOGS BLOOD IS HERS...)