LAST NIGHT I GOT WHISKEY DRUNK AND TRIED TO WRESTLE MY ROOM MATE.I HAVE RUG BURNS ON MY NOSE NOW.
AND ITS NOT THE FIRST TIME.
THEN I DECIDE TO RE-DECORATE THE HOUSE IN A "TRASHED HOTEL ROOM" MOTIF.
OF COURSE I WAS IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WEARING A FAKE MUSTACHE AND NOW WE DONT HAVE ANY DINING ROOM CHAIRS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT TO DESTROY THEM BY TOSSING THEM AROUND IN THE BACKYARD.
THEY WERENT MINE.
I'LL BE BURNING THEM IN THE FIRE PIT ONCE MY HANGOVER WEARS OFF.