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LORRRRRRDY
01.30.2006 | 4:15 PM

HI.

IM AT THE SAME PLACE AS I WAS BEFORE BUT THIS TIME IM WASTED.
AND BY MYSELF.

AND VAN HALEN 'RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL' IS PLAYING ON THE JUKE BOX.

AND THERES A GUY OVER THERE WEARING A TOP HAT AND HES PLAYING PIN BALL.

AAAAND HES LIKE 7 FEET TALL.

I WISH HE'D COME OVER HERE AND STICK HIS TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT.
AW, I SMELL SO GOOD.

DIARYLAND, DO YOU DARE ME TO GO OVER THERE AND STEAL HIS FUCKING HAT?

I WILL.

IM GONNA.

OKAY.

HERE I GO.


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