PULLING OUT
04.27.2006 | 2:28 PM

THERE ARE THESE CERTAIN TREES HERE IN PORTLAND THAT IN THE SPRING, WHEN THEY BLOOM THEIR PRETTY PINK FLOWERS, THEY SMELL LIKE CUM.

FOR REAL.

AND IM WONDERING IF THESE TREES REALLY HAVE THE NATURAL SCENT OF CUM.

OR IF ITS THAT EVERYONE IS JUST SO DAMN HAPPY THAT ITS SPRING TIME, THEYRE CUMMING ALL OVER THE TREES.