LAST NIGHT I WAS MISTAKEN FOR A HOOKER.THE BUG EYED BUSINESS MAN WAS LIKE, "YOU WAITING FOR A DATE?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, IM WAITING FOR THE BUS..............THANKYOU THOUGH."
TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY OFFENDED, I ZIPPED MY HOODIE UP ALL THE WAY AND WALKED QUICKLY TO THE NEXT STOP WITH MY HEAD DOWN. I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT TO TEND TO THE SICK AND THE DYING. IN MY KNEE LENGTH PLAIDED SKIRT AND MY LITTLE OLD LADY ORTHOPEDIC NURSING SHOES.
BUT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH...
TO TELL YOU THE HONEST TO GOD DAMN TRUTH DIARYLAND.....
WITH A SHIT EATIN' GRIN.....
I WAS LIKE...........
FUCKIN' AWESOME