TODAY I ATE AN ENTIRE CHILLI PEPPER TO AMUSE MY ROOM MATE FOR HER BIRTHDAY.I THINK I HALLUCINATED A LITTLE BIT FOLLOWED BY A BLACK OUT.
THERE WAS A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME AT THE THAI RESTAURANT THAT I DONT RECALL.
I WATCHED OUR WAITRESS TURN INTO A SNAP DRAGON RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.
AND THEN I BECAME DIS-ORIENTED AND MY EYES DILATED AND I STARTED SLOBBERING AND STUTTERING AND WAILING MY ARMS AROUND AND I KEPT MISSING MY MOUTH AND SPILLED THAI ICED TEA ALL DOWN MY SHIRT AND POKED MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH MY FORK.
WHEN I CAME TO, THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT WAS POINTING AND LAUGHING
BUT I WAS CURLED UP IN FETAL POSITION SWEATING AND CRYING.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT HURTS JUST AS BAD GOING OUT AS IT DID GOING IN.
WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW, CUZ ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM ME TO YOU.