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FIGHT OR FLIGHT PERFORMANCE
06.13.2006 | 6:50 PM

TODAY I ATE AN ENTIRE CHILLI PEPPER TO AMUSE MY ROOM MATE FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

I THINK I HALLUCINATED A LITTLE BIT FOLLOWED BY A BLACK OUT.

THERE WAS A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME AT THE THAI RESTAURANT THAT I DONT RECALL.

I WATCHED OUR WAITRESS TURN INTO A SNAP DRAGON RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.
AND THEN I BECAME DIS-ORIENTED AND MY EYES DILATED AND I STARTED SLOBBERING AND STUTTERING AND WAILING MY ARMS AROUND AND I KEPT MISSING MY MOUTH AND SPILLED THAI ICED TEA ALL DOWN MY SHIRT AND POKED MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH MY FORK.

WHEN I CAME TO, THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT WAS POINTING AND LAUGHING

BUT I WAS CURLED UP IN FETAL POSITION SWEATING AND CRYING.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

IT HURTS JUST AS BAD GOING OUT AS IT DID GOING IN.

WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW, CUZ ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM ME TO YOU.


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