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a one act (guest entry)
(08.19.2006)
HOW GLAMOROUS
(06.19.2006)
FIGHT OR FLIGHT PERFORMANCE
(06.13.2006)
CUCUMBER
(06.07.2006)
HOOKIN' IT
(06.02.2006)
PULLING OUT
(04.27.2006)
CRAPPY CRAP GUN CRAP STORAGE UNIT
(04.25.2006)
DOUBLE SHIFT ON EASTER
(04.18.2006)
ASDF
(04.08.2006)
FM DIAL
(03.06.2006)
BLUE SKATES WITH RED STRIPES
(02.10.2006)
CHACHACHA
(02.08.2006)
LORRRRRRDY
(01.30.2006)
hey, i'm not shutupmom!!
(01.23.2006)
LOVELAB
(01.10.2006)
WHISKEY FOR STEROIDS
(12.09.2005)
SHIFT CHANGE
(11.30.2005)
today hooray
(11.28.2005)
-_-
(11.12.2005)
LISA COME SAVE ME
(10.06.2005)
GOLDEN GIRL
(09.29.2005)
PEARL BUNNY
(09.25.2005)
DOMESTICATED
(08.28.2005)
STUMP TOWN
(08.11.2005)
BIKE VIDEO SHIT
(08.02.2005)
WATERLIKE
(07.26.2005)
SIDE ROAD
(07.23.2005)
frown
(07.19.2005)
503-442-4364
(07.13.2005)
CIRCLE AROUND
(07.07.2005)
kristimccloskey@hotmail.com
(07.06.2005)
TIL YOU FEEL BETTER
(07.01.2005)
ALBERTA STREET
(06.24.2005)
IM NOT A FAILURE, I SWEAR
(04.04.2005)
PUKE
(03.15.2005)
CHERRY FLAVORED CONFUSION
(01.24.2005)
*~*~*~*
(01.03.2005)
ROSE H.
(12.22.2004)
LTD.JUNIOR AND ME
(12.12.2004)
GOOFY GOOBER ROCK
(11.30.2004)
GIVEITBACK!GIVEITBACK!
(11.24.2004)
a better daughter
(11.10.2004)
THE KRISTI SHOW
(10.24.2004)
MY DOWN STAIRS NEIGHBORS HATE ME SO MUCH
(10.06.2004)
FINE
(09.30.2004)
NOT IMPORTANT
(09.25.2004)
A COUPLE THOUGHTS
(09.23.2004)
-
(09.13.2004)
DRAG
(08.26.2004)
UGLY
(08.23.2004)
LPN
(08.19.2004)
SHANTILLY
(08.11.2004)
I DONT
(08.09.2004)
MY FINANCIAL ADVISOR IS A DUMB ASS PIG FACE
(08.06.2004)
AND DRINK A TOAST TO NEVER....
(07.31.2004)
IT
(07.24.2004)
*RAYBLADE*
(07.21.2004)
GET ME OUT OF HERE
(07.20.2004)
JUMP JUMP
(07.09.2004)
-
(07.06.2004)
D-M-S-R
(06.29.2004)
CARD TRICKS GETTIN' OLD
(06.13.2004)
TESTING123
(06.11.2004)
FANCY
(05.26.2004)
MARYKATEANDASHLEY
(05.11.2004)
(608)245-0054
(05.06.2004)
ALLLTOOTECHNICALLLOGICALLL
(04.14.2004)
BEFORE:A MESS OF SADNESS. NOW: WE'LL ALL FLOAT ON.
(03.30.2004)
WAIT, THEY DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU
(03.25.2004)
I SEE "PRIMER GREY"
(03.16.2004)
YOURE BREAKIN' MY HEART
(03.11.2004)
HEY BIG SPENDER
(02.26.2004)
ROCK AND ROLL BABY
(02.10.2004)
WRITER/WINTER/HAIR DYED BLOCK
(02.04.2004)
MMM. CHEESY VEGAS
(01.29.2004)
NO INFLUENCE
(12.18.2003)
RECLUSIVE
(12.12.2003)
AND SUMMER SALTS IN THE BATH TUB
(11.20.2003)
WOKE UP THIS MORNING
(11.17.2003)
BEDROOM WINDOW
(11.10.2003)
TERRITORY
(11.03.2003)
AINT NEVER GONNA BE A NURSE
(10.30.2003)
SEASONAL/FRIENDS ARE FAR WAY DEPRESSION
(10.30.2003)
LESBO
(10.11.2003)
KICK A PIECE OF BAD ASS
(10.08.2003)
ST. VINCENT VEGA JON PAUL VAN GOUGH SHIT ON THE WALL
(10.03.2003)
YES, YOU WERE THAT DRUNK
(10.01.2003)
ELVIS
(09.27.2003)
HEAL
(09.18.2003)
BROKEN ILLIUM
(09.11.2003)
SHOT THROUGH THE MEDIASTINUM
(09.04.2003)
HELLO MY RAG TIME GAL
(08.31.2003)
NAKED ENOUGH FOR YA CHICAGO?
(08.30.2003)
CULLEN SAYS AND KRISTI AGREES WITH HIM
(08.25.2003)
I MISS TIM STRONG AND ALL OUR DRUNKEN UNDER ARREST GLORY
(08.24.2003)
EEW
(08.17.2003)
HAPPYANNIVERSARYASSOCIATEJACOBRUST-CEO OF A NICE BUTT AND ALWAYS HITTIN' THE G SPOT WHOA
(08.07.2003)
KEEPING MY MONEY IN MY SOCK
(08.03.2003)
I GOT AN IDEA
(07.28.2003)
EVERY DAMN TIME
(07.24.2003)
PAT
(07.24.2003)
CALL A CAB
(07.16.2003)
GAME ON
(07.16.2003)
FOREHEAD TO TONGUE
(07.14.2003)
SURE THING
(07.13.2003)
ONROSEANNE.DIARYLAND.COM
(07.07.2003)
JUST THE SMELL OF SUMMER MAKES ME FALL IN LOVE
(06.29.2003)
HE SAID, " MMM.MMM. GET ME OUTTA HERE!"
(06.23.2003)
HULK SMASH
(06.19.2003)
JUST LET ME
(06.13.2003)
NOT SORRY
(06.09.2003)
I GOTTA A MAN THAT MAKES THE DEVIL PALE
(06.06.2003)
BUTT TOWN
(05.28.2003)
PRANK PHONE CALL INVITE STILL ON
(05.24.2003)
MOVIN' ON UP TO THE EAST SIDE
(05.24.2003)
THE CREEPY PART OF THE DAY
(05.08.2003)
HEY, I WAS CELEBRATIN' I FOUND A SUBLETTER
(05.03.2003)
WE CAN RIDE THE BOOGIE
(04.30.2003)
CRAP NOT CRAP
(04.25.2003)
DUB NARCOTIC SOUND SYSTEM CHEATERS
(04.23.2003)
CHATANOOGACHOOCHOO
(04.15.2003)
CAUSE OF DEATH: KRISTIS FAULT
(04.14.2003)
TAXIDERMY=DAMN DISTURBING
(04.13.2003)
TIME TO ROCK THE HOUSE OF THE LORD....WAIT. WITH LIKE NUNS AND PRIESTS AND STUFF?
(04.13.2003)
WHAT I LEARNED FROM CORINNE TODAY
(04.11.2003)
HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA
(04.09.2003)
HYPNOTIZE
(04.07.2003)
SO MUCH BEAUTY IN DIRT
(04.04.2003)
BEARDED LADY
(04.03.2003)
PRIMAL.
(03.31.2003)
THE FIRST TIME I GOT 'LAID'.
(03.31.2003)
GO AHEAD, SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
(03.26.2003)
THE WORLDS LONGEST RED LIGHT
(03.22.2003)
THE PSYCHIC FRIENDS NETWORK
(03.20.2003)
OFF THE BAND WAGON
(03.19.2003)
HOWS MY NEW JOB WHERE THE HEALTH INSURANCE SUCKS?
(03.13.2003)
LIGHTS OUT-MAKE OUT
(03.09.2003)
ALICE
(03.06.2003)
MMMMM COOKIES
(03.05.2003)
WERE FROM THE MOON
(03.03.2003)
BUDDY RALPH
(03.02.2003)
CRABBY KRISTI
(02.28.2003)
I GOT A VIOLENT GAG REFLEX AND SOME STINKY SHOES TO MATCH IT
(02.27.2003)
A MOVIE SET NURSING HOME
(02.27.2003)
NO DANCING. AM FOOTLESS
(02.25.2003)
DIRTY DIRTY DISH RAG ON YOUR BIG FAT TOE
(02.21.2003)
SAD SONG LAST DANCE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE BAND WAS
(02.19.2003)
KEEPING IT ALL RIGHT HERE (pointing to heart)
(02.05.2003)
NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER
(02.04.2003)
APPARENTLY THEY MAKE ROBOTS IN JAPAN THAT HAVE MOHAWKS AND DO THE ROCK AND ROLL AND GIVE OUTSTANDING BLOW JOBS
(02.02.2003)
HAPPY FEET
(02.02.2003)
KISS ME CALIFORNIA
(02.01.2003)
BUT BE NICE BECAUSE IM ALL MONKEY PANTS IN LOVE WITH HIM
(01.30.2003)
SOMETIMES WE GOTTA SPICE UP OUR DRUNK LIFE
(01.30.2003)
YOURE SO FUNNY
(01.30.2003)
5 DUMB THINGS
(01.28.2003)
NO MORE COUGH DROPS
(01.22.2003)
SMELL YA LATER, GET A JOB...WAIT. HAVE I ALREADY USED THAT ONE FOR A TITLE? I CANT REMEMBER.
(01.17.2003)
TIP YOUR BARTENDER
(01.16.2003)
HALEY
(01.11.2003)
THE OTHER PLAN
(01.07.2003)
SHOWING THE COWBOYS AND GIRLS SOME GLORY
(01.05.2003)
AND I'D PURRRRRRRR
(01.02.2003)
KRISTI'S INTERVIEW WITH THE PAVEMENT OUTSIDE HER APARTMENT
(12.31.2002)
GET DIARYLAND NAKED AND COME OVER
(12.27.2002)
HI GUYS. HOW DO YOU LIKE MY FANNY PACK?
(12.26.2002)
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND ILOVEYOU
(12.25.2002)
OUT TO THE BOOOOONDOCKS
(12.23.2002)
SPOTTED FETA NIGHTMARES OF LONDON
(12.21.2002)
SO MUCH SHOUTING, SO MUCH LAUGHTER.
(12.19.2002)
KEEPIN' ON KEEPIN' ON
(12.17.2002)
"WE WERE LIVING NEXT TO THIS HOOKER...HER NAME WAS BUCKWHEAT BERTHA"
(12.15.2002)
IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS....GRRRAAAUJJJLALALGGGRQQUGRRR.
(12.14.2002)
TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL 4 YEAR OLD NEPHEW STYLE
(12.10.2002)
PUKING OLD MAN
(12.08.2002)
BEA
(12.07.2002)
SPITTING DRUNK MAN
(12.04.2002)
CHECK YOUR CALANDER.
(12.02.2002)
NO
(12.02.2002)
VCBCBVGGJG
(12.01.2002)
i dont need no education
(11.30.2002)
COUNTY ROAD V
(11.30.2002)
HE SAYS ITS TIME TO GET IGN IGN IGN IGNORANT
(11.23.2002)
SHAKIN' THAT ASS SHAKIN' THAT ASS SHAKIN' THAT ASS SHAKIN' THAT ASS
(11.20.2002)
PRACTICE SAFE SEX THIS HOLIDAY
(11.19.2002)
IS THAT A MICROPHONE IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
(11.16.2002)
I CANT BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT BUT SHE CAN
(11.15.2002)
JUMPIN ON THE BED NOW
(11.14.2002)
SHES A BLACK BELT IN KARATE
(12.10.2002)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
(11.10.2002)
LIVE FROM MADISON WISCONSIN
(11.09.2002)
WHERE?
(11.09.2002)
TRUTH IS AS TRUTH IS AS TRUTH IS...
(11.08.2002)
THE LADY WITH THE FACE
(11.08.2002)
SHUTUPHEATHER
(12.05.2002)
SPOONIN'
(12.02.2002)
BRIBES DONT WORK ON ME-NOT EVEN NAKED ONES
(11.30.2002)
PRETTY GOOD LOOKIN'....FOR A GIRL
(11.29.2002)
A DRUG TO GIVE WORMS TO EX-BOYFRIENDS
(11.29.2002)
VOODOO LADY-MAKING ME CRAZY WITH THAT VOODOOOODOOOOODOOODOOO
(11.27.2002)
NEXT STEP?
(10.28.2002)
TO THE TEETH
(10.28.2002)
FUCK YOU
(10.28.2002)
PUKE
(10.27.2002)
STEAL YOUR SOUL AND DARE YOUR SPIRIT TO MOVE
(11.20.2002)
HAT SHAPED HAT
(11.19.2002)
YOU DONT GET IT
(11.19.2002)
'THE RING'
(11.19.2002)
MY LOVEY DOVEY ROCK AND ROLL ASSOCIATE "WALTER"
(10.22.2002)
GOOD SUNDAY
(11.16.2002)
DONT SHUTUPMOM
(10.18.2002)
THOSE FILES
(11.13.2002)
*69
(11.13.2002)
FLYING BICYCLES DRIVEN BY SQUIRRELS IN BERLIN?
(10.14.2002)
OUT OF FUEL
(10.12.2002)
CANT SHAKE IT
(...)
MY BAT
(10.11.2002)
SEX IN A SLEEPING BAG. HEE HAW!
(10.07.2002)
I'LL EAT ME A CHICKEN BUT I WONT PARTY WITH ONE.
(11.01.2002)
I WIN
(10.01.2002)
MARGIE
(09.29.2002)
SIT UBU SIT. GOOD DOG
(09.27.2002)
SEEING SPOTS
(09.26.2002)
THE MCCLOSKEY RANCH FESTIVAL II
(09.24.2002)
FUNNY SAD FUNNY FUNNY SAD KIND OF GROSS AND DRUNK
(09.20.2002)
THEY CALL HIM DANK
(09.17.2002)
CAUGHT WITH OUR PANTS DOWN
(10.07.2002)
THE YEAR OF THE SHOT GUN WEDDING
(10.06.2002)
INDIAN WRESTLING
(10.04.2002)
GREENSLEAVES
(10.06.2002)
SAINT VINCENT VEGA JON PAUL VAN GOUGH SHIT ON THE WALL
(9.04.2002)
A PINK TORSOE AND A MORTGAGE ON MY HAIR.
(09.03.2002)
BREAK MY JAW TOO
(08.24.2002)
EATEN BY YOUR DOG
(08.22.2002)
PEE'D ON
(08.22.2002)
AMUSEMENT OF THE ALCOHOLIC GOOCHIE GIRLS
(08.20.2002)
BUNSON BURNER
(08.15.2002)
TWO DRUNK KIDS TRYING TO GET A BAT OUT OF THE HOUSE
(08.13.2002)
OPEN FIRE
(08.09.2002)
REALIZING HOW ROMANTIC THIS TRIP IS AND HERE I AM..ON THE ROAD WITH A COUPLE OF GAY GUYS.
(08.03.2002)
GOT ANY OF THOSE HORSE TRANQUILIZER THINGYS? I THINK I'LL HAVE TO GET SEDATED AT SOME POINT.
(07.28.2002)
OLD SCHOOL IN THE CORRECT CONTEXT
(07.26.2002)
HEY. YOU. DONT BE SILLY. PUT A RUBBER ON THAT WILLY.
(07.25.2002)
I GUESS THIS MUST BE SHOVE
(07.24.2002)
LAST NIGHTS UNDERWEAR IN MY BACK POCKET
(07.23.2002)
a tucked away message to me
(07.22.2002)
ON TO OTHER THINGS.
(07.19.2002)
WE LAUGHED TIL WE CRIED AND WE CRIED TIL WE LAUGHED
(07.13.2002)
CROCKED
(07.12.2002)
grandma gin martini-no olive
(07.09.2002)
IM THE NEW FREEDOM LADY
(07.05.2002)
SOLDIERSTAKT.DIARYLAND.COM
(07.02.2002)
STINGER SHOES
(07.02.2002)
PUETT'S NEST
(07.01.2002)
NO APPRECIATION
(06.29.2002)
STEVIE WONDER
(06.27.2002)
A COUPLE OF GOOD PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE SOME BAD THINGS.
(06.25.2002)
NO SMILING
(06.20.2002)
UTER-ME. NOT UTER-YOU.
(06.20.2002)
POOF
(06.18.2002)
THATS ALL YOU CAN DO ABOUT SOME THINGS.
(06.14.2002)
IM THE DISCO DANCING NEIGHBOR
(06.12.2002)
UNO BASTARD
(06.11.2002)
GET OFF MY BACK. I DONT THINK I'LL LIVE MUCH LONGER.
(06.09.2002)
PRANK ME AGAIN. I LIKE IT.
( (608) 245-0054)
ALL RIGHT, NOT BAD.
(06.01.2002)
ME AND TIM ON MEMORIAL DAY.
(05.29.2002)
MY BUTT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BUTT
(05.28.2002)
AINT EVEN NO JOKE.
(05.23.2002)
I SEE YOUR FACE UNDERNEATH MY PILLOW
(05.21.2002)
WELCOME TO THE MAXI PAD
(05.20.2002)
ASS CAN
(05.20.2002)
PLEASE SHUT UP.
(05.18.2002)
JUGULAR VAIN
(05.16.2002)
TOUGH LOVE
(05.14.2002)
OUT LIVE ME...PLEASE
(05.13.2002)
I HAD TO PULL MY NYLONS DOWN TO PISS BEHIND A BUSH
(05.11.2002)
CANDYLAND, YOU SLUT
(05.10.2002)
THE WORLD IS DOOMED, SLAYER MAN
(05.08.2002)
STOLE ALL HER LIGHT BULBS WHEN I HOUSE SAT FOR HER ONCE.
(05.06.2002)
C'MON
(05.04.2002)
3RD DEGREE BURNS IS FUNNY
(05.03.2002)
"EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY"
(05.03.2002)
DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT THE "FUN" IN FUNERAL?
(05.02.2002)
BEH.
(05.01.2002)
ITS ALL NICE ON ICE ALRIGHT.
(04.30.2002)
I'LL MOVE TO WHERE YOU ARE AND WE COULD BE FRIENDS IF YOU WANT.
(04.28.2002)
EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.
(04.26.2002)
I AM NOT A PRETTY GIRL
(04.24.2002)
HE WORE A FAKE MUSTACHE
(04.23.2002)
UNEASY ENTRY
(04.22.2002)
I AM A DRUNK ASSHOLE.
(04.20.2002)
WHAT WOULD IT HAVE TAKEN IF YOU WERE HOME ANYWAY?
(04.19.2002)
I HOPE IT WASNT THE THERA-FLU BUT IT PROBABLY WAS.
(04.18.2002)
I WANNA DISCO. WANNA SEE ME DISCO?
(04.16.2002)
GOOD AT IT.
(04.16.2002)
OOOOOOHHHHHHIIIIIIIOOOOOOO
(04.12.2002)
OUR WEDDING DAY
(04.12.2002)
BOO
(04.10.2002)
I'LL NEVER BE YOUR PIZZA BURNING
(04.09.2002)
WORD
(04.08.2002)
SHES GOT CABLE TOO.
(04.08.2002)
NATIONAL LAMPOONS SHUTUPMOM WORLD TOUR
(04.07.2002)
FEAR AND LOATHING IN OHIO
(04.06.2002)
LETS GET THIS ROAD ON THE SHOW
(04.05.2002)
YOUR DUMB HOUSE OR THAT GUY'S?
(04.03.2002)
NO MORE WHISKEY 'TIL ANN ARBOR
(04.02.2002)
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SAD....
(03.29.2002)
BECAUSE I FIGHT WITH LOVE AND I LAUGH WITH RAGE.
(03.28.2002)
MY I.Q.
(03.27.2002)
I ALSO MADE OUT WITH A GIRL LAST NIGHT. SHE HAD A WEIRD NAME. I DONT REMEMBER IT RIGHT NOW.
(03.26.2002)
SINISTER KRISTI AND VAL
(03.25.2002)
I GOT 2 HIP POCKETS FULL OF GET DOWN, YEAH
(03.24.2002)
ONE STEP BEHIND THE DRUM STYLE
(03.22.2002)
AND WHO HAD A LITTLE KID CALL AND SAY, "SHUT UP MOM!"?
(03.20.2002)
MY HOME PHONE NUMBER IS (503) 442-4364
(CALL ME)
naughty girls need love too
(03.07.2002)
LOW BLOOD SUGAR
(03.07.2002)
I GOT A FACE LIKE A WEAK HAND SHAKE AND HAIR LIKE AN ACCIDENT SCENE.
(03.06.2002)
STOP COPYING ME.
(03.05.2002)
THE WORLD OWES US NOTHING. WE OWE EACH OTHER THE WORLD.
(03.03.2002)
TIME TO FEED THE BABY.....
(03.01.2002)
EVERYBODYS GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE EXCEPT FOR ME AND MY MONKEY
(02.28.2002)
PLEASE COME OVER AND DO MY LAUNDRY AND SHAKE THESE BAD THOUGHTS OUT OF MY HEAD WHILE YOURE AT IT.
(02.25.2002)
I DONT WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THE BAD THINGS ANYMORE.
(02.21.2002)
BUT IM A SUCKER FOR OLD MEN IN SUSPENDERS.
(02.17.2002)
WHAT A GREAT TIME IM HAVING
(02.16.2002)
SHMIRLINGGGGGGGG
(02.15.2002)
HAPPY SINGLE AWARENESS DAY, YOU STUPID JERKS.
(02.14.2002)
I NEED TO BUY SOME NEW SHOES
(02.12.2002)
I'LL BE UNDER MY BED IF YOU NEED ME.
(02.11.2002)
WORD GRANDMA
(02.11.2002)
EVERYONE HAS A DURAN DURAN BOYFRIEND BUT ME
(02.02.2002)
COME HERE
(02.01.2002)
CORRECT AS USUAL KING FRIDAY
(01.29.2002)
TO MAKE THE PERFECT MARTINI, YOU GOTTA SHAKE IT IN WALTZING TIME.
(01.28.2002)
WERE THE BAND WITH THE ROLLER SKATE JAMS
(01.25.2002)
IT WILL MAKE YOU WEEP INSTANTLY
(01.25.2002)
HI-FI GOD
(01.23.2002)
KRISTI FALL DOWN....AGAIN
(01.21.2002)
DO IT AGAIN, I DARE YOU.
(01.18.2002)
CLAIRE SAYS "DO YOU HAVE A DOLLAR OR SOME CHIPS?"
(01.16.2002)
ROD STEWERT IS REALLY CREEPY
(01.15.2002)
HEY, WE WANT OUR VIOLINS DOUBLED, NO-BUT REALLY, IN A LOVING WAY.
(01.14.2002)
OUCH, DAMN IT.
(01.11.2002)
SO GO SEE THE MOVIE 'AMELIE' BY YOURSELF INSTEAD OF WITH HIM
(01.10.2002)
STRICKEN THROAT
(01.08.2002)
CRAP FOLKS
(01.03.2002)
PEOPLE WHO TALK IN METAPHORS OUTTA SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
(01.02.2002)
IRISH BOYS ARE THE MOSTEST BESTEST
(12.30.2001)
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER ABOUT IT. NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
(12.29.2001)
24 YEARS OF MY LIFE
(12.28.2001)
AND I GOT DRUNK WITH MY GRANDMA ON CHRISTMAS EVE
(12.26.2001)
DRUNK SANTA
(12.21.2001)
ALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHT. CRAP.
(12.20.2001)
KRISTI NEEDS TO WEAR DIAPERS SOMETIMES
(12.19.2001)
SHUCKS
(12.18.2001)
I DONT GIVE A CARE ANYWAY
(12.15.2001)
DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
(12.14.2001)
HENRY ROLLINS IS SCARED OF MY DAD
(12.11.2001)
WHAT YOU SAY IS WHAT YOU ARE. YOURE A NAKED BOOBIE STAR
(12.10.2001)
Cecilia
(12.07.2001)
TEACHING THE JACK ASS NOT TO FUCK WITH KRISTI
(12.06.2001)
SELF PROCLAIMED TO BE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD
(12.02.2001)
HEYYYY YOUUUU GUUUUUUYS!
(12.01.2001)
REMEMBER HYPER-COLOR T-SHIRTS?
(11.29.2001)
DILL PICKLES MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND AND IM BROKE.
(11.29.2001)
I'LL BE YOUR SEAN 'PUFFY' COMBS
(11.27.2001)
I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE, I REALLLY THINK SO.
(11.26.2001)
THIS REALLY JUST HAPPENED
(11.24.2001)
TURKEY
(11.22.2001)
LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF:
(11.21.2001)
INSTEAD
(11.18.2001)
WE CAN PRETEND THAT KENNEDY IS STILL ALIVE
(11.18.2001)
AND I REALIZE THAT I HATE THE SOUND OF GUITARS
(11.17.2001)
WHO'S GOT THE CRACK?
(11.17.2001)
MY FEET STINK.
(11.15.2001)
PROJECTILE.
(11.14.2001)
AND AGAIN.
(11.13.2001)
THIS WASNT IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION
(11.10.2001)
I HATE.
(11.07.2001)
LARRY ROBERTS VS. GORGE REGULA
(11.06.2001)
ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH CARTOONS WITH YOU
(11.05.2001)
DOWN LOADING PORN WITH DAVO
(11.05.2001)
HAPPY FRIDAY CHUMP
(11.02.2001)
THE PINE CONE
(11.02.2001)
EXCUSE ME WHILE I DO THE BOOGALOO
(10.30.2001)
I SHOULD HAVE DONE MY LAUNDRY
(10.27.2001)
HE BROUGHT CAKE?
(10.26.2001)
SWEET SWEET ARGUMENT
(10.25.2001)
WALKING TALKING DEAD LADY, THATS ME.
(10.23.2001)
I NEED AN ENEMA
(10.23.2001)
BOO
(10.22.2001)
EAVES DROPPING AT VALS HOUSE
(10.19.2001)
TO THE TEETH
(10.18.2001)
TIL TUESDAY
(10.17.2001)
STARS FADING BUT I LINGER ON DEAR
(10.15.2001)
HE WAS SUCH A POTATO
(10.11.2001)
AND YES, HE WAS A PRETTY GOOD KISSER
(10.10.2001)
KISS KISS
(10.09.2001)
AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
(10.07.2001)
GIVE ME A COOKIE
(10.05.2001)
GONNA GET MY PERIOD...LOOK OUT LORETTA!
(10.04.2001)
YOURE BOTHERING ME
(10.03.2001)
I HAD TO THROUGH AWAY 2 FRYING PANS AND A COOKIE SHEET
(10.03.2001)
HANGOVER KICKBALL
(09.30.2001)
MADISONITES: GO TO 10 SOUTH BASSETT TONIGHT.
(09.29.2001)
'GIRL'
(09.29.2001)
ITS NOT THAT IM SAD...BUT.....
(09.28.2001)
SPEND IT ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.
(09.28.2001)
FOR LACK OF WORDS AND/OR THOUGHTS I TELL YOU THIS...
(09.27.2001)
IN THE BACK BACK BACK OF YOUR MIND -PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAKE LITERALLY
(09.25.2001)
KRISTI FALL DOWN. IM CRAZIER THAN THE NEW FALL COLORS AT THE GAP.
(09.22.2001)
JOIN ME FOR A STROLL DOWN EAST MIFFLIN
(09.20.2001)
LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT ME
(09.18.2001)
WELCOME TO THE MCCLOSKEY RANCH FESTIVAL-QUIT RUNNING INTO THE SCREEN DOOR.
(09.17.2001)
HEART HEART HEART HEART
(09.13.2001)
WHAT I INTEND TO DO.
(09.11.2001)
PEOPLE WISH THEY HAD A MILLION DOLLARS
(09.09.2001)
PUT ON YOUR HEADCOATS
(09.08.2001)
WAHA. I WIN........AND THE VERY UNFRIENDLY OLD LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER LOOOOOSES!
(09.08.2001)
IM A BOTTLE OF NYQUIL. DONT TIP ME OVER
(09.07.2001)
GEORGE HAMILTON AND HIS VERY TAN SKIN
(09.04.2001)
DANCE, GET SICK, DONT UPDATE.
(09.03.2001)
RABBID KRISTI?
(08.28.2001)
NO PANTS
(08.26.2001)
ITS MY VOICE NOT THE CAPS LOCK
(08.26.2001)
JENN~AKA~LIP.DIARYLAND.COM
(08.26.2001)
IT BLENDS IN
(2001-08-25)
GEORGE BUSH AND A DEAD BAT
(2001-08-24)
Middy
(2001-08-21)
IT MADE TOTAL SENSE
(2001-08-20)
MY GREASY MOP AINT SO GREASY NO MORE
(2001-08-20)
IM NOT CRAZY. YOU ARE.
(2001-08-20)
MY NIGHTMARE
(2001-08-15)
AM. COCKTAILS AND 22 HRS. OF SLEEP
(2001-08-14)
I DONT USE THE WORD 'HATE'
(2001-08-11)
I LAUGH HARD
(2001-08-10)
I'D RATHER BE MY CAT TODAY
(2001-08-07)
NOT ME
(2001-08-07)
AS IS
(2001-08-05)
SYSCO SUPREME
(2001-08-04)
YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW
(2001-08-03)
HOWLONGDOIHAVETOWAIT?
(2001-07-31)
ALL THINGS COME IN 3'S, RIGHT?
(2001-07-31)
YES, EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT
(2001-07-22)
209E. MIFFLIN ST/MY NEW ALBUM
(2001-07-19)
SO RAW
(2001-07-16)
MARTYS HOUSE
(2001-07-15)
A CRYIN SHAME
(2001-07-14)
CHATANOOGACHOOCHOO
(2001-07-13)
BLADDER-MTV2-TIM
(2001-07-13)
JESSICA?
(2001-07-12)
WILL I SEE YOU TONIGHT ON A DOWNTOWN TRAIN?
(2001-07-12)
COCKY
(2001-07-12)
AND IM HAPPY
(2001-07-11)
B-31 I-12 N-7 G-24 O-45!
(2001-07-08)
HE LIKES THE NAME GORDAN TOO
(2001-07-03)
SAD SWAN SONG
(2001-06-27)
IM A SCARY MONSTER
(2001-06-21)
UMMM
(2001-06-20)
FLUFFER
(2001-06-18)
TRAMPOLINE
(2001-06-17)
PEARL
(2001-06-17)
G-L-O-R-I-A
(2001-06-17)
WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
(2001-06-16)
DEAR AUTOMOUSE
(2001-06-16)
THIS IS A BIRTHDAY PONY
(2001-06-14)
THOSE EYE BROWS
(2001-06-13)
RAIN DANCER
(2001-06-12)
SUNRISE
(2001-06-11)
IRRATIONAL
(2001-06-11)
YOU EAT YOUR OWN POOP
(2001-06-11)
THAT WILL JUST HAVE TO DO
(2001-06-10)
TO MY CANADIAN SUITERS
(2001-06-05)
BUH BYE WEST COAST
(2001-06-04)
THIS HAS BEEN TOO PERFECT
(2001-06-03)
VAN COUVER IS MY GRACE LAND
(2001-06-03)
TEEPEE ON AN ISLAND
(2001-05-28)
oh you>>
(2001-05-31)
FAREWELL
(2001-05-20)
CRUSTYPUNK
(2001-05-20)
KRISTI AINT A SCHOOL GIRL
(2001-05-20)
SHUCKS
(2001-05-15)
I SING IN THE SHOWER
(2001-05-14)
ONION AD
(2001-05-12)
BLAHDEEBLAH
(2001-05-12)
PAT BENATAR & DISTRUST
(2001-05-11)
DONATE BLOOD!
(2001-05-10)
COFFE,MY DOG&PRANK PHONE CALLS
(2001-05-08)
THE DEEPEST THOUGHT I EVER HAD
(2001-05-07)
THE LONESOME CROWDED WEST
(2001-05-07)
BAG PIPES ARE SCARY
(2001-05-07)
TIMMY AND THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD
(2001-05-06)
I'M A RAGING ALCOHOLIC
(2001-05-05)
STUPID SUN
(2001-05-04)
HI MOM
(2001-05-04)
NEW SHOES AND HAIRCUTS
(2001-05-01)
I'LL OPEN FIRE ON U ALL.
(2001-05-01)
RUGG-CUTT
(2001-04-30)
MAYBE JACKSON DOES THE ASTRO
(2001-04-29)
I KILLED THE GREMLINS
(2001-04-27)
OK DEAR
(2001-04-27)
AND MIA LAUGHED
(2001-04-26)
TIME BANDITS
(??????????)
TOO HEALTHY?
(2001-04-26)
GREMLINS IN ME
(2001-04-26)
SESAME STREET-UNPAVED
(2001-04-23)
SORRY GRANDMA
(2001-04-22)
AFIREONT-RAYSBARFDAY
(2001-04-21)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHITHEAD
(2001-04-21)
ENOUGH OF ME AND MY BIG BUTT
(2001-04-17)
UTER-'US NOT UTER-'YOU'
(2001-04-16)
NOHUMANCONTACT
(2001-04-16)
WHEN IM AN OLD LADY, I SHALL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
(2001-04-13)
THE MUSIC OR THE MISERY?
(????????????)
"JUST FUCKING SWELL SHIT ASS!"
(2001-04-12)
HI.IMCRAZYTODAY.
(2001-04-04)
ADDING BRANDON TO THE LIST
(2001-04-02)
DOG SNOBS
(2001-03-30)
BUH BYE TEAM 207
(2001-03-29)
I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS!!!
(2001-03-29)
GONNA CLOSE THE SHUTTERS AND PLAY 'TIL THE PAPER COMES
(2001-03-29)
DOOGIE HOWSER M.D.
(2001-03-28)
PUPPET MASTER
(2001-03-25)
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
(2001-03-25)
CRY ME A RIVER & ILL BUILD YOU A BOAT
(2001-03-24)
LADYBIRDS LIKE A ROCK STAR
(2001-03-18)
DONT GO
(2001-03-16)
SMOKE ON THE WATER
(3-15-01)
OH HELEN
(2001-03-15)
HIS CUTE BUTT
(2001-03-15)
MEKALEKAHI MEKAHINY HO
(2001-03-14)
ROSELYN JEAN HOFFMANN
(2001-03-14)
jungle life
(2001-03-14)
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